I had duty yesterday. (I know, I said duty.) (and just so you know, this post is filled with words that have a double meaning relating to bowels)
My job was to pick up both second grade classes from PE and walk them back to our classrooms.
As we were walking back, an unnamed boy who frequently speaks with no brain filter (I can totally relate to this, by the way) says to me:
"Most of my gas is almost out."
8I (thank you?)
me: Um, excuse me?
boy: I said most of my gas is almost out.
me: oooooookay! I'm not sure what you mean by that, but I'm okay with you not explaining it.