Friday, May 1, 2015

i hate jillian

Another ACTUAL conversation this morning in my home.

Hubby and I were doing Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred.  Our little turkey walks in.  The homeschooler?  Yah, that one.

Armchair critic: HAHA.  MOM'S using the TWO POUND WEIGHTS!  HAHAHA!

Me: Oh yah?  What weights are you using?  Oh!  ZERO POUNDS?  Yah, hush up.

Turkey: Really mom?  OK, why don't you go do some suicides and then tell me how hard it is.

Me: OH!  OK!  Why don't you go run 13.1 miles and tell ME how hard it is!

Husband (the cooler head grunting, yet prevailing): OK you two.  Gavin, stop talking to your mother that way.

Me (in my head): yah, so THERE!