Another ACTUAL conversation this morning in my home.
Hubby and I were doing Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred. Our little turkey walks in. The homeschooler? Yah, that one.
Armchair critic: HAHA. MOM'S using the TWO POUND WEIGHTS! HAHAHA!
Me: Oh yah? What weights are you using? Oh! ZERO POUNDS? Yah, hush up.
Turkey: Really mom? OK, why don't you go do some suicides and then tell me how hard it is.
Me: OH! OK! Why don't you go run 13.1 miles and tell ME how hard it is!
Husband (the cooler head grunting, yet prevailing): OK you two. Gavin, stop talking to your mother that way.
Me (in my head): yah, so THERE!