The following is an actual conversation between me and my friend: two white, 30-something women. Note: there is no laughter involved.
me: YO YO YO.
me: Not much. Sup witch you?
M: Oh, getting ready to go to the grocery store.
me: Oh yah? Word to yo mama.
BECAUSE THIS IS HOW WE ROLL, PEOPLE. We are nerds of the highest order.