Today's funny comes to you courtesy of my son, G. I've just woken him up and we're laying on his bed in the dark quiet.
G: Mom, last night I saw a picture on the internet of lady gaga without any makeup.
Me: Oh yeah? (thinking to myself: Scott! he's in big trouble. why was my son looking at pictures on the internet? where was his daddy? while I was sleeping... okay, I can't be that mad.)
G: Yah. And she was WHITE!
Me: (a small giggle is bubbling up, because I'm wondering how he ever DIDN'T know she's white)
G: Yah! She's WHITE and she has BROWN HAIR! And she doesn't even have special eyes!
Me: (silent, stifling my laughter)
G: Yep. Can you believe that?